yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
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