It's Friday. Sex?
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
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GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
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You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
Of course I have a pirate flag
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... π―πππ
Do I even want to know?
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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