Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
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