Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
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