For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
You had a beer at 10:30 this morning?
Ya, I didn't have any Tylenol.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
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