He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
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not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
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just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
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I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
I had tater tots and weed with a stripper at 4am who compared the size of my boob to her head because fuck you my life rocks
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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