This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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