I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
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