i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
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They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
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If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
It took me fifteen minutes to go from puking on my doorstep infront of my old lady neighbor to legit presentable person able to care for children. Bronzing powder and I deserve an award.
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
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