He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
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I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
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Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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