4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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