Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
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My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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