Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
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I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
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I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
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