we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
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When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
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Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
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