look no pants
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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