Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
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