North Korea, Best Korea!
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
I have so many feelings about this burrito
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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