What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
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strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
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If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
I just got carded by a ten year old.
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His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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