just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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