he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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