Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
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i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
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If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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