girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
I think your dad took our porno
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
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