you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
True strength comes from lack of pants
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
Randomize
