He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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