I left the party when things started to get crazy... and when I say crazy I mean: there was puke on the carpet, Evan was passed out behind a plant, Mary was making out with her ex while her present bf was making out with Nancy. Not to mention that someone fisted the wall. Also - someone is sleeping on your lawn - they might be dead, I didn't check. Later.
smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
every time i drive by the road she lives on, i scream in the car "i'm sorry i'm sleeping with your boyfriend!" makes me feel less whore-y.
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
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