tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
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