Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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