i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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