dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
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I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
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Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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