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Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
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