Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
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