That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
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