theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
You've picked up chicks by quoting metal bands
When they're drunk they believe it's Shakespeare...enjoy the simple things
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
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