Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
Randomize
