Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
If I had a nickel for every time I've used a condom, I'd have... two nickels.
so i was sitting on this guys lap, and we were flirting and everything right..well his phone kept ringing, turns out it was his pregnant wife...she had gone into labor..
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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