plz talk dirty to me
if you like me you must not know who I am
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
Randomize
