i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
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Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
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I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
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