i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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