been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
The cops high fived after they tackled you
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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