I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
only if we run a train.
done.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
It's not that drunk me is smarter; it's that sober me is secretly playing for the other team.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
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