I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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