But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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