I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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