This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
turns out Discover card thinks that if you spend $450 at four different liquor stores in one evening that the card "must have been stolen"
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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