I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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