I got chris browned last night
He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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