Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
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I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
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you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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