I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
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I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
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The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
you made out with another girl for some wings
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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