what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
You know why nobody comes up with Sober October? Other than it's Oktoberfest? Because Sober October doesn't benefit anyone, just like your judgment isn't benefiting me. I'll talk to you in November. Unless you make up another alcoholless month.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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