Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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