i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
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