Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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