I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
I can't remember if the bartender cut you off after you broke your glass or after you wished the bar a happy winter solstice during your karaoke number.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
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