HIV tests are more positive than that guy
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
Randomize
